fluffymcmuffins:

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

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pudding:

due to personal reasons i will become god

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silverhawk:

me when i see a hilariously bad video that i want to send to my friend instantly, knowing that its bad enough to make them want to hire a deep web hitman to kill me

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yourdisco:

yourdisco:

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

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keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

cryptocase:

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia
Phase 2 : ?
Phase 3 : Mothman

Phase 2: country roads

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dopernose:

bae? you woke? i had a problematic dream =/

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bien-cansada:

queeranarchism:

madrantings:

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

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